We double or triple your patients with AI-powered marketing built for root-cause health
Conventional clinics are outspending you, out-advertising you, and stealing patients who should be yours. We build the AI funnels, run the ads, and fill your calendar — or we work for free until we do.
Book Your Free Strategy CallFree · 30 Minutes · No PitchNOTE: If you do not own a functional health clinic, nutrition practice, or holistic health business — DO NOT book a call. This is exclusively for practitioners ready to grow.
Conventional clinics are winning the marketing war. And they don't even heal people.
Here's what's happening right now. A patient wakes up at 2am with brain fog, gut issues, chronic fatigue — problems conventional medicine can't explain. They grab their phone and search for help. And who do they find first? Not you.
They find the conventional clinic down the street. The one with the Google Ads budget, the polished website, the SEO-optimized blog posts. The one that will run labs, prescribe medication, and send them home no better than before. They find the wrong answer — because the right answer is invisible.
- ✗Conventional clinics spend 10-50x more on marketing than you do
- ✗They dominate Google search results for every symptom your patients have
- ✗They run retargeting ads that follow your potential patients for weeks
- ✗They look more professional online — even though their care is worse
- ✗Every patient they capture is a patient who never discovers root-cause care
You spent years learning to actually heal people. They spent that time on marketing. We're here to make sure that stops being their advantage — and starts being yours.
Every month you wait, patients who need you are finding someone else.
This isn't abstract. Every empty slot on your calendar has a number on it. Every patient who books with a conventional clinic instead of you — that's not just lost revenue. That's a person who won't get the care they actually need. A person who will cycle through medications, feel unheard, and maybe never discover that root-cause medicine exists.
The cost of bad marketing isn't just financial. It's human.
The average functional health patient is worth $3,000-$5,000 in lifetime value. If you're losing just 5 patients a month to competitors with better marketing, that's:
Not because your care isn't better. Because they never found you.
Answer these honestly.
If you checked yes to the first three and no to the last — you don't have a care problem. You have a visibility problem.
AI-powered marketing built specifically for holistic health.
We don't do generic digital marketing. We build patient acquisition engines using tools and techniques that most agencies won't touch for another five years.
AI-Powered Patient Funnels
Automated lead nurture, smart retargeting, conversion-optimized landing pages, and ad engines that learn which patients convert and bring you more of them. Not guesswork. Machines that get smarter every week.
Holistic Health Fluency
We understand HPA axis dysfunction, circadian biology, metabolic inflammation, and gut-brain connection — because we've lived it. Your copy won't say "holistic wellness solutions." It'll say exactly what your ideal patient is thinking at 2am.
Full-Stack Growth Engine
SEO for "functional medicine near me." Meta and Google ads targeting people searching for root-cause care. Content that positions you as the authority. Email sequences that convert browsers into booked consultations. The entire machine.
Imagine your practice 90 days from today.
Close your eyes for a second. Imagine it's 90 days from now and everything we're building is running:
- ✓Your calendar is full — not with anyone, but with patients who already understand root-cause care and are ready to invest
- ✓New consultation requests come in daily, automatically, while you sleep
- ✓You're the first result when someone in your city searches for functional medicine
- ✓Your content positions you as the undeniable authority in your market
- ✓Conventional clinics in your area are losing patients to you — not the other way around
- ✓You stopped worrying about marketing and went back to what you do best — healing people
That's not a fantasy. That's what happens when the best care meets the best marketing.
Questions you're probably asking right now.
Let's talk about what this is actually worth.
If we bring you just 10 new patients in the first 30 days — and each patient is worth $3,000-$5,000 over their lifetime with your practice — that's:
🔒 We only take 3 clinics per city — because we guarantee market exclusivity. Once your competitor claims your slot, it's gone.
"Most agencies learn your industry from a Google search. We've lived inside it — and built a national movement around it."
I'm Adnan Alkhalili. I reversed my own chronic health conditions through metabolic correction — the same root-cause framework your practice uses daily. That experience became Touch Grass Together, a national health movement across 76 universities in 9 countries, reaching over 150 million people.
Featured on CNN, USA Today, and Dr. Phil — not as a marketer, but as a trusted voice in metabolic health. I know your science. I know your patients. And I know how to use AI, modern ad platforms, and cultural intelligence to put them in your waiting room.
We don't hand you a strategy deck and wish you luck. We build the funnels, run the ads, write the copy, track every conversion, and double or triple your patient base — or we keep working until we do.
Your next 100 patients are already searching. Let's make sure they find you.
Book a free 30-minute strategy call. I'll audit your current positioning, show you exactly where you're losing patients to conventional clinics, and map out how we'd 2-3x your patient base using AI-powered systems built specifically for functional health.
We'll double your patients — or we keep working for free until we do.
Book Your Strategy CallFree · 30 Minutes · No Pitch🔒 Only 3 clinics per city. Limited availability.
Prefer email? adnan@touchgrasstogether.org